Wednesday, March 08, 2006


I'd been into the house music scene for all of about a month last year when I went to Miami on business. Everyone I asked for a club recommendation said "CLUB SPACE!!!!!!!" so on Friday night I showed up there and it was $60 cover! Obscene but I figured what the hell, you only live once. I turned the corner and this line of 'colourful men' took my ticket, handed me a bag of condoms and lube and said "You'd better watth yoursthelf in there tonight, I hear the bathrooms are slippery!"


Yep, it was Men in Uniform night for Winter Party and straight dude had just bought himself into a gay rave! You know what though? My cash was gone and the music rocked so I partied my ass off anways... I even had a posse of cute little twinks from Alabama do some hunting for me, "We've gotta hook up the old guy or he'll get tired and go home!" Too funny.


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